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Almost Crambone​.​.​.​the demo

by Bionic Monkey

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1.
Ooh, I am a thunder cracker Ooh. one and done back at ya' You know my reputation, violent inebriation A lover and a fighter, an unfortunate amalgamation Rude and awful Dangerous things Kind that make you wanna dance with me Ooh, I am a thunder cracker Ooh. one and done back at ya' Ooh, you start to feelin' it Ooh, up in your naughty bits Coke off her tits, poppin' pills for my dick Heart's a-poundin' in my chest, if I'ma go let's go like this A crocodile whiskey with a rattlesnake back Don't you take me home to daddy cuz I surely don't know how to act Rude and awful Dangerous things Kind that make you wanna dance with me Oga chaka, ooga chaka Papa-oom-mow-mow Ooh, I am a thunder cracker Ooh, a one and done back at ya' Ooh, I'm predisposed for sin Ooh, blood and cum and spit Shake it, shake ladies, let me see your hands Well, put one back on your hip, you're the baddest bitch about the land I little James Brown, a slice of Rick James Equal parts of ODB and Jon Belushi, what's my name? Rude and awful Dangerous things Kind that make you wanna dance with me RUDE AND AWFUL DANGEROUS THINGS
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83 03:41
There I was just a bit off Carter's Pass Halfway in a ditch, going nowhere fast I had quite a few more of the Jacks than Cokes So shitfaced I pissed all over my boots I saw mystifying colors, they were blinking at me Something was approaching by the sycamore tree A flash of light, a ship in the sky I'm getting probed in the ass, another one in my eye Bet you never met a mother fucker like me Bet you always thought that I was one of the sheep Experimentation Genetic mutation You're thinking something's wrong with the fuckin' equation Well, I know a thing or two Ain't nobody telling you Soon I'll be the boss of you Thanks to drinking and driving in 83 Come on watch me explode One biological logic bomb Set to release a relief Try to maintain the calm Well, I know a thing or two Ain't nobody telling you Soon I'll be the boss of you Thanks to drinking and driving in 83 Saving the date for the alien over Saving the date for the alien overlords My flag boy and your flag boy Sitting by the fire My flag boy said to your flag boy Gonna light this mother fucker on fire Body all a-tremblin', running on adrenaline Standing naked in the road Just like that they were up and gone Not even 'thank you, sir, for letting us probe' Thought patrol, I'm on cruise control Double checking that it's right on pace All thanks to the microchip that they implanted Interface with a superior race High level encryption, secret addiction Pipeline into outer space I got on what you call 'good authority' they got plans for this fuckin' place Most of the populous will be right out Ain't nothing meant against you folks They just need enough of you to work in the mines And a couple to be in on the joke Well, I know a thing or two Ain't nobody telling you Soon I'll be the boss of you Thanks to drinking and driving in 83 Saving the date for the alien over Saving the date for the alien over Saving the date for the alien overlords
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Ooooh, I am the king of them all Ooooh, the ladies love me at home Born in a rage, confined to a cage I'm a killer fuckin' champion A diabolical man, a diabolical plan Engineered to rule a violent kingdom A primitive primate, programmed for pain Then gifted with a surgeon's brain Simeon sword fighter, mortuary expediter Number 1 at bringing the pain Bionic Monkey I am the ultimate Bionic Monkey I am the ultimate Bionic Monkey That funky monkey, baby Bionic Monkey The fuckin' ultimate Ooooh, I am the king of them all Ooooh, the ladies love me at home Servos and sprockets, rockets in my pockets I got ways to kill your asses for days Laser beams from eyes, spinning blades upon my thighs Skinning cats and you can count up the ways Stabilizers and the jets on my boots kick in I'm calculating interception Targeting locked, velocity is clocked Afterburners to ensure the win Bionic Monkey I am the ultimate Bionic Monkey I am the ultimate Bionic Monkey That funky monkey, baby Bionic Monkey The fuckin' ultimate (MIGHTY CHANT) Bionic Monkey Bionic Monkey Bionic Monkey Bionic Monkey Bionic Monkey I am the ultimate Bionic Monkey I am the ultimate Bionic Monkey That funky monkey, baby Bionic Monkey The fuckin' ultimate

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Sex, drugs, alien abductions, optical laser cannons...same old shit.

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released February 20, 2017

Recorded almost live at EightSixteen Studios in Bayville, NJ. Engineered by Pat Noonan. All tracks written and performed by Bionic Monkey.

Eric Quigley - vocals
Ron Russomanno - guitar
Matt Faulkner - bass
Kevin Ward - drums

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